i honestly could not date someone who isn’t funny
(via pastichee)

(Source: thatslutinthearmchair, via jackstroubleinatanktop)
me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
me: can i get a hell yeah

(Source: somewhereinhalexland, via stay-awake-unicorn)

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